By Pamela Des Barres
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Unhappy information! he is with PigFace within the Virgin Islands and that i inspiration they'd damaged up. that is not all! Ringo is with Maureen Cox and George is with Patti Boyd. No parental consent. No chaperones. 14 I ' m W i t h the B a n d may perhaps 21 . . . i like Paul. If Walter Winchell does not depart Paul by myself, he can visit Hell. He turns out to need to harm the ladies. He says Paul and Jane are purchasing a home jointly, and Ringo is deciding to buy Maureen a hoop. you are so outdated, W. W. , yet your brain is so infantile and ignorant. June three . . . My seats on the Bowl, Oh My God!! i am approximately 20 ft from the level . . . 5th row!!! there is an exact day this yr that's referred to as August twenty third! It is available in eighty three days!! June 24 . . . Paul McCartney is the guy i admire. If he obtained the opportunity i do know he would really like me. I simply comprehend it. i admire each muscle and fiber and ligament in his thigh. i do know that sounds unusual, yet that is the method i believe. July 19 . . . it is just 33 days till my eyes will stare into Paul's eyes. rather than him being a flat floor, he will be delicate and hot. August 2 . . . it has been a troublesome Day's evening and The Beatles are the best actors alive. first of all, Paul is MY lover, he used to be any such doll. George was once intercourse, John used to be very psychological and Ringo is really a stunning guy. In 21 ravishing days, Oh My God!! August 23 . . . Day of All!! this night I observed Paul. i really checked out his lean slim physique and designated too-long legs. I observed his dimples and pearly white tooth. I observed his wavy, but immediately long hair, I observed his doe-like eyes . . . and so they observed me. probably it truly is destiny that introduced him to our sunny beaches .. . for i'm right here too. I meant to satisfy Paul in the course of his remain in l. a.. Stevie, Kathy, Linda, and that i conned Kathy's dad into shlepping us to Bel Air, the place we encountered numerous hundred clones of ourselves milling round hungrily. the superbly manicured lawns have been lined with teenage women and some die-hard Beatle Boys with their bangs nearly attaining their eyebrows. We took our position one of the multitude quickly whereas we devised a plan that may get us towards our idols. i used to be paying shut awareness to those who did not seem like Beatle fans—could they be Bel Air citizens? I pointed this concept out to the others, who busily scanned the group for most likely having a look applicants. A freckle-faced boy approximately our age 15 was once using a bicycle in our path, and he checked out we all with curious, indifferent curiosity. no longer one among us, I surmised, and got down to make his acquaintance. We have been approximately to make his day. Ronny Lewis, age fifteen, used to be the son of Jerry Lewis, and that i was once now not inspired. At one time, whilst Jerry used to be thin, i assumed he was once a humorous man, but if i noticed he may by no means swap his hairdo, I figured he was once caught in time and never going wherever. They love him in France, God bless him. We flocked round Ronny, pressuring him with compliments and cajoling him with humorous anecdotes. We needed to get prior the Beatle Barricade and onto a persons' own estate so lets prowl the Bel Air hills and locate THE BEATLES!!! Ronny used to be stunned through the blatancy of our wish, and sneaked us via his mansion into the yard, the place we deliberate on scaling the wall and plummeting to the depths of the Bel Air brush.